The World's Greatest...
The World's Greatest is a type of joke where someone says, "the World's Greatest [object]," but then describes something that is completely different than the object that they said. Examples:
- The World's Greatest Watch: The arms spin around randomly, and if you try to stop them, it will permanently set to January 57th, 240 BCE. It can even show the phases of the Moon; aren't those pictures of Jupiter great? You can now get it FREE ($100,000 for shipping and handling).
- The World's Greatest Flashlight: A round thing made of rocks that sucks light out of everything around it and turns the entire world into darkness.
- The World's Greatest Banana: It is as hard as a rock and has a stem. Comes in red, yellow, and green varieties.
- The World's Greatest Marshmallow: It is colored red and has special "rock" flavoring. If you bite it, your teeth will break. Yours for only 99¢!
User-Submitted World's Greatest Jokes
- The World's Greatest Restaurant: Buy this restaurant and it will be delivered to your house! It will come with chefs and waiters, but you will have to give them food! Costs only $10 ($100,000 for shipping and handling)!
~JEMCDLX Beta - The World's Greatest Blanket: It is absolute zero and it will teleport you to Pluto! Get it for only 1¢ (space suit not included)!
~Agent Porter - The World's Greatest Lawnmower: It sprays out fertilizer, so that you have even more grass to mow with your regular mower. Soon, you won't be able to see above the grass in your yard!
~JEMCDLX Epsilon - The World's Greatest Raft: Order now and get your raft for FREE! (Or get it for $1 trillion instead). We got it out of a burning raft factory that exploded. Maybe we shouldn't have put dynamite in our rafts.
~JEMCDLX Epsilon - The World's Greatest Alarm Clock: This awesome clock will set to a random time every 13 seconds! If you try to reset it, it will be set to 2021 BCE and never ring! If you set it to 6:00 AM, it will probably wake you up in the middle of the night the next day. Get it for only $30 ($10,000,000 for shipping and handling)!
~JEMCDLX Beta - The World's Greatest Salad Tongs: Whenever you try to grab your salad, it will start smoking and burning!
~JEMCDLX Beta