Jokes
This page is used for miscellaneous jokes that are not World's Greatest, CrazyFugitive, Destroyer Of, or when you are wrong Jokes. Submit a joke on this page for other people to see.
User-Submitted Jokes
- What is it called when llamas are taking over the world?
The Alpacalypse.
~JEMCDLX Beta - Why are children smarter than adults?
Because they never have kids and a job.
~Agent Porter - What do you own that is used by others most?
Your name
~JEMCDLX Gamma - Parent: Kids, don't eat those ice cubes. They will chip your teeth! (Suspicious crunching noise)
- I know 8 facts about you for sure:
2. you can't say the word "mom" without touching your lips together.
3. You just tried to say the word "mom" without touching your lips together.
5. You are smiling.
6. You didn't notice that I skipped number four.
7. You just checked
8. You are smiling again
- What did tenna see? The same thing that Arken saw.
- Did you hear about the mathematician who hates negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
- Why do you tell actors to break a leg? Because every play needs a cast.
- What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws, the other has a pause at the end of a clause.
- Why did the MnM want to go to school? It wanted to be a smartie.
- "I never lie."
(Please note that the statement above is subject to change.)
- Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house!
- Knock Knock? Whose there? The chicken!