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CrazyFugitive
“Hey guys this is CrazyFugitive here, so today I’m gonna rob a bank with a Nerf gun. So yeah here I go. Put your hands up! No it’s not a Nerf gun, it shoots out black holes! Oh no the police know it’s just a Nerf gun!
So now I’m in jail, but I’m gonna escape using this laser gun I made out of my microwave. Oh no it’s on fire! Dude I think it’s gonna explo—“
~JEMCDLX Alpha
So now I’m in jail, but I’m gonna escape using this laser gun I made out of my microwave. Oh no it’s on fire! Dude I think it’s gonna explo—“
~JEMCDLX Alpha
CrazyFugitive2
“Yo what’s up guys this is CrazyFugitive2, today I’m gonna be the first person to go to Mars. I, uh, stole this rocket engine from Area 51 and I attached it to my tricycle. Now I know there’s no air on Mars, so I brought this scuba suit and some grenades to kill the Martians. I built this ramp out of an old table and I put it in my driveway. So ya, let’s fire up the engines. WOAH IT’S ON FIRE! OH NO IT’S GONNA BLOW UP!”
~JEMCDLX Alpha
~JEMCDLX Alpha
CrazyFugitive3
“What up guys, this is CrazyFugitive3 and I’m streaming from Mount Everest, which I’m about to ski down. I made these skis myself and I attached some ceiling fans to them. So let’s go guys! WOAH I JUST DID A TRIPLE FRONT FLIP! DUDE WHO THINKS I CAN LAND ON THIS ROCK!”
~Agent James
~Agent James
CrazyFugitive4
“Yo what’s up guys, this is CrazyFugitive4 and today I’m Gonna infiltrate the Russian border. I’m disguised as Darth Vader so the Russian police won’t notice me, I stole the suit from some kids’ museum. I also have a lightsaber."
"Okay guys I’m at the border and I’m gonna sneak past the Russian police. Oh no they noticed my disguise! Luckily I have this lightsaber. DUDE THE LIGHTSABER IS BROKEN! IT’S NOT WORKING!”
~Agent James
"Okay guys I’m at the border and I’m gonna sneak past the Russian police. Oh no they noticed my disguise! Luckily I have this lightsaber. DUDE THE LIGHTSABER IS BROKEN! IT’S NOT WORKING!”
~Agent James
CrazyFugitive6
“Yo guys this is CrazyFugitive6 and I’m gonna do a wingsuit jump over Area 51! I made this wingsuit myself out of an old tent and some t-shirts, but I’m pretty sure it’s gonna work. Looks like this plane is out of fuel, so I’m just gonna jump now. WOAH THIS IS EPIC! YEAH I FORGOT TO MENTION THIS SUIT HAS SOME HOLES IN IT! WHO THINKS I CAN LAND THIS?”
~JEMCDLX Alpha
~JEMCDLX Alpha
CrazyFugitive8
“This is CrazyFugitive8 streaming from Paris. So, I think the Eiffel Tower is really annoying. It ruins the view so I’m gonna use a rocket to launch it into space. I attached the rocket to the top of my car. So I’m gonna get in my car and press the button. WOAH WOAH WOAH THE ROOF IS ON FIRE!”
~Agent James
~Agent James
CrazyFugitive15
"Hey guys, I'm CrazyFugitive15 and today I'm gonna cut down this tree in my backyard. It's a really big tree, so I have to use a helicopter with a chainsaw. I attached the chainsaw to a pole attached to my helicopter. SO YA, I'M TURNING THE HELICOPTER ON, AND NOW I'M GONNA SHOOT THE ROTORS WOAH WOAH WOAH IT'S SPINNING LIKE CRAZY OH NO I'M GONNA CRASH!!!!! WELL, IT STILL CUT DOWN THE TREE!"
~JEMCDLX Alpha
~JEMCDLX Alpha
CrazyFugitive17 (The Original)
"Yo what up guys this is CrazyFugitive17 and today I'm gonna test out this nuke in my backyard. I, uh, bought it on eBay. YO DUDES, the FBI came to watch the fireworks show! They're telling me to put my hands up, I don't know why. So ya, let's press this button. Woah, there are sparks everywhere, THIS IS GONNA BE EPI—"
~JEMCDLX Alpha
~JEMCDLX Alpha
CrazyFugitive19
"Yo guys this is CrazyFugitive19, and today I'm gonna have a barbecue in my backyard. But I don't have any wood, so I'm just gonna put a bunch of paper under this grill. I have a lighter, but I don't think that's gonna be enough, so I filled this water gun with jet fuel. I stole it from the military. So ya, I just set the paper on fire and now OH MAN THAT'S A HUGE FLAME I THINK MY HOUSE IS GONNA BURN DOWN!!! LET'S TRY TO PUT OUT THE FIRE WITH SOME MORE FUEL!!!"
~JEMCDLX Alpha
~JEMCDLX Alpha
CrazyFugitive28
"Yo what's up dudes this is CrazyFugitive28, today I'm gonna fly across the Grand Canyon, but guess what? I'm gonna fly across with my car! I attached a jet engine to the back of my car. YO GUYS LET'S GO!!!! WOAH MY CAR IS FLIPPING OVER!! OH WAIT LET'S SEE IF I CAN LAND HERE!"
~JEMCDLX Alpha
~JEMCDLX Alpha
CrazyFugitive49
"'Sup guys, this is CrazyFugitive49 and I just broke into the CDC. One of my subscribers told me to chug some biohazard or something, so let's go. I snuck past the guards in my Halloween costume, if you were wondering. Oh, I should chug this one, it's glowing. LET'S GO!!! WOAH this feels weird what—"
~JEMCDLX Alpha
~JEMCDLX Alpha
CrazyFugitive92
"Hey, everyone, this is Crazyfugitive92 and today I'm gonna find the lost city of Atlantis. Uh, I asked my brother for a map and he gave it to me, so it must be legit. It must be off the coast of Georgia because it's probably related to Atlanta, you know?
Okay, I got to the coast and I'm in a boat, I have this empty bottle I'm gonna breathe out of like once every 20 minutes. Yeah, I, uh had to leave the map on the boat cuz it wasn't laminated. I also forgot goggles but that probably doesn't matter. I also forgot my goggles, but I can probably find new ones in Atlantis. The map might not be too accurate, it's written with a crayon. Wait, dude! THE AIR BOTTLE HAS A LEAK OR SOMETHING I CAN'T BREATHE!! DUDE!!!"
~JEMCDLX Beta
Okay, I got to the coast and I'm in a boat, I have this empty bottle I'm gonna breathe out of like once every 20 minutes. Yeah, I, uh had to leave the map on the boat cuz it wasn't laminated. I also forgot goggles but that probably doesn't matter. I also forgot my goggles, but I can probably find new ones in Atlantis. The map might not be too accurate, it's written with a crayon. Wait, dude! THE AIR BOTTLE HAS A LEAK OR SOMETHING I CAN'T BREATHE!! DUDE!!!"
~JEMCDLX Beta
CrazyFugitive123
"Hey guys this is CrazyFugitive123, today I'm gonna rob the government. Uh, I'm gonna break in with this rope and some corn. Okay, yeah, let's do this WAIT THE GOVERNMENT HAS SECURITY CAMERAS? Oh, this is gonna be hard. I should've robbed my sister instead. Dude, it's the FBI! Uh, yeah I'm robbing the government but I can explain—what's that! Ha ha ha OH NO! BANG BANG BANG!"
~JEMCDLX Beta
~JEMCDLX Beta
CrazyFugitive127
"'Sup guys! Today I'm going to do the undoable. Today I, CrazyFugitive127 will go THROUGH the sun!!! I've ben working on it for YEARS so it must be legit anyway, you might be wondering "CrazyFugitive127 how will you get there?"well it's made by Electro-Magnetic titanium enforced steel. And it's fueled by experimental rocket fuel from Area 51. Ready for take off!!! WWWWWWOOOAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! this is going so fast!!! I see the sun coming up on us! it's getting really hot in here! WHY ARE HE WALLS MELTING!?!?! AGGHH!!! foooooBOOM!"
~JEMCDLX Epsilon
~JEMCDLX Epsilon
CrazyFugitive264
"YO GUYS, I'm at a volcano with my fireproof surfboard, and I'm gonna be the first person in the world to surf on lava. And to be extra cool, I'm gonna surf down A WATERFALL OF LAVA!!!! I put on these goggles so I can see in the lava. SURF'S UP DUDES!!! LET'S HOPE THIS WORKS!! WAIT—"
~JEMCDLX Gamma
~JEMCDLX Gamma
CrazyFugitive265
"YO WHAT'S UP!!! Today I'm gonna break into a secret government facility so I can start a super nuclear war. Uh, I'm going there in a train for some reason.
Okay I'm gonna try to kick down the doors—OH WAIT THERE'S A MISSILE NO WAIT!!!!"
~JEMCDLX Epsilon
Okay I'm gonna try to kick down the doors—OH WAIT THERE'S A MISSILE NO WAIT!!!!"
~JEMCDLX Epsilon
CrazyFugitive275
"Sup guys, I'm CrazyFugitive 275. I'm gonna to run through a bomb field. I have this amazing metal suit. I took a step in, I'm fine. I took another step in, I'm still fine. I studied this, uh, map. Oh, I'm almost there! Oh wait, all the bombs are detonating now OH NO!!!"
~JEMCDLX Delta
~JEMCDLX Delta